EXCERPT FROM THE POST
“Solana and Zcash were obvious examples, and perhaps there's another
baldtardio”
September 29, 2026
View full post on XLAUNCHING ON ROBINHOOD VIA PONS10 FACES / 0 HAIRS
BALDTARDIOS
Familiar faces.
Unfamiliar hairlines.
The timeline’s biggest personalities.
One very questionable trip to the barber.
LESS HAIR. MORE LORE.SCROLL TO MEET THE FAMILY
THE POST THAT STARTED IT
ONE WORD.
A WHOLE
BALDTARDIO.
Mert’s post put “baldtardio” on the timeline. We took the inspiration and gave it a family of familiar faces. Baldtardios is launching on Robinhood through Pons.
Read the inspiration on XInspired by the post. No affiliation or endorsement implied.
FROM THE TIMELINE
THE INSPIRATION: baldtardio
01 / THE FAMILY ALBUM
THE USUAL
BALD SUSPECTS.
Ten personalities. One shared condition.
Pick a face. Get a closer look.
100%BALD.
02 / HOW WE GOT HERE
THE HAIR
HAD TO GO.
Somewhere between the timeline and the barber’s chair, things got weird.
Baldtardios puts familiar faces through the same treatment: enormous eyes, tiny bodies, and a scalp with absolutely nothing to hide.
Politicians. Builders. Billionaires. Icons.
Finally, something they can all agree on.
03 / TOKENOMICS
BACK INTO
THE BALD.
100%of creator rewards
of creator rewards
back into the project.
Our planned rewards flywheel reinvests all creator rewards into the Baldtardios ecosystem through a combined program of dev buybacks, burns, and NFT airdrops.
Dev buybacks
Creator rewards fund team-executed purchases of the project’s token on the market.
Token burns
Repurchased tokens are burned as part of the program, reducing the circulating supply.
Minted NFT airdrops
Minted Baldtardios NFTs are airdropped to eligible holders and community members, with creator rewards helping fund the program.
- 01 Creator rewards
- 02 Buybacks & burns
- 03 NFT airdrops
- 04 Back to the community
Planned launch model. The 100% commitment applies across the combined program. Allocation between activities, timing, and airdrop eligibility will be announced. Rewards are not guaranteed.
NO COMB REQUIRED.